It’s the year 500 A.D. at Camelot. Two priests are sitting in
a castle’s chapel. The queen suddenly attacks the king. The two priests rise,shake hands, and leave the room.Why?
The priests are playing chess.
What runs all day, but never walks
Often murmurs, never talks
Has a bed, but never sleeps
Has a mouth, but never eats?
A river!
A [...]

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don’t bury survivors
Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
A: ‘Each’ is a man’s name!
Q: If [...]

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A: Mandy Lifeboats!
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A: Beatrix Potter!
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A: Rory!
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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win [...]