A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, [...]
1- A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why’re the guys doing what they’re doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
2- Santa Singh tried [...]
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Classroom
Lecturer: The lecturer is taking the class seriously.
One of the student looking towards the window side in the class room.
The lecturer asks the student “For what purpose you are coming to the school?”
Student: For vidhya sir(In Telugu Vidhya means Education).
Lecturer: Then why you are looking towards window?
Student: Vidhya(Girl friend) has not [...]
Sardar Jokes:
This actually happened. My father’s deputy’s friend took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs are approaching he [...]
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Sardar Jokes:
This actually happened. My father’s deputy’s friend took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs are approaching he [...] - Sardar Ji Jokes
A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why’re the guys doing what they’re doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!
Santa Singh tried to light his [...] - Clean Funny Sardar (sardarji) Joke & Messages
Sardar : I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn’t you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
A Teacher lecturing on population:
Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall [...] - (sardarji) Jokes
First day at school
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
“Dad, today we had a Spelling [...] - Sardar Jokes
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
Can u think k
2+5=11
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi [...] - Sardar Jokes
2 Sardar Jungle Mein:
Saamne Sher Aaya,
Ek ne mitti uthayi aur Sher ke aankh mein dalke bhaagne laga,
2nd Sardar udhar hi ruka tha….. 1st wala bola : Bhaag!!!!!
2nd bola : Main kyu bhaagu….. Mitti toh tune daali………..
Ek Sardar ki biwi ne us se poocha ki agar aap ko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hain [...]
