It’s the year 500 A.D. at Camelot. Two priests are sitting in
a castle’s chapel. The queen suddenly attacks the king. The two priests rise,shake hands, and leave the room.Why?
The priests are playing chess.
What runs all day, but never walks
Often murmurs, never talks
Has a bed, but never sleeps
Has a mouth, but never eats?
A river!
A [...]
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don’t bury survivors
Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
A: ‘Each’ is a man’s name!
Q: If [...]
February 25th, 2008
» Kids Riddles
» Kids Riddles
Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head?
A: Mandy Lifeboats!
Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
A: Beatrix Potter!
Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!
Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his [...]
February 24th, 2008
» Kids Riddles
» Kids Riddles
Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win [...]
February 2nd, 2008
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» Kids Riddles
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- Quickies
Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win [...] - Quick Jokes
Here are few Kids riddles with quick jokes and one liners. Fun for kids and children of all ages.
Q: How do electric eels taste?
A: Shocking!
Q: What is Father Christmas’s wife called
A: Mary Christmas!
Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
A: Lemonade!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON THAT KEEPS ON TALKING
EVEN WHEN OTHERS HAVE STOPPED [...] - Bug jokes
Funny bug jokes to make you laugh.
What goes zzub, zubb?
A bee flying backwards!
Why does the spider hog the computer?
Because it has its own web site!
Where does a spider look for new words?
In the Web-sters dictionary!
What did the snake give to his girlfriend on their first [...] - BIRD JOKES
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: What key won’t open any door ?
A: A turkey!Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, [...]
- Riddle Jokes for Kids
Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off!
Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
Q: What always ends everything?
A: The letter ‘G’!
Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
A: Look round!
Q: To whom do people always take off their [...] - Shorter Jokes Riddles
Q. What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics®?
A. Not being retarded!
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: You shouldn’t have to say anything, you already told her twice.
Q: Why was the blonde snorting Equal?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q. What’s the difference between a [...]
