Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: What key won’t open any door ?
A: A turkey!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, [...]
Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off!
Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
Q: What always ends everything?
A: The letter ‘G’!
Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
A: Look round!
Q: To whom do people always take off their [...]
Q. What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics®?
A. Not being retarded!
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: You shouldn’t have to say anything, you already told her twice.
Q: Why was the blonde snorting Equal?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q. What’s the difference between a [...]
Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win [...]
Here are few Kids riddles with quick jokes and one liners. Fun for kids and children of all ages.
Q: How do electric eels taste?
A: Shocking!
Q: What is Father Christmas’s wife called
A: Mary Christmas!
Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
A: Lemonade!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON THAT KEEPS ON TALKING
EVEN WHEN OTHERS HAVE STOPPED [...]
Funny bug jokes to make you laugh.
What goes zzub, zubb?
A bee flying backwards!
Why does the spider hog the computer?
Because it has its own web site!
Where does a spider look for new words?
In the Web-sters dictionary!
What did the snake give to his girlfriend on their first [...]
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: What key won’t open any door ?
A: A turkey!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, [...]
Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off!
Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!
Q: What always ends everything?
A: The letter ‘G’!
Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
A: Look round!
Q: To whom do people always take off their [...]
Q. What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics®?
A. Not being retarded!
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: You shouldn’t have to say anything, you already told her twice.
Q: Why was the blonde snorting Equal?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
Q. What’s the difference between a [...]
