Children Jokes
Children Jokes
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s
home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to the
youngster, the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?”
“Yes,” whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”
Yes,” came the answer.
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home
alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person
who should be there watching over the child.
“Is there anyone there besides you?” the boss asked the child.
“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss
asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered
answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, “What
is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, “The search team
just landed the hello-copper.”
Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss
asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled
giggle, “Me.”
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play
house?”
He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”
The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your thoughts.”
“Communicate my thoughts?” said a bewildered Tommy. “I
have no idea what that means.”
The little girl smirks and says, “Perfect. You can be the
husband.”
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual,
“And what would you like for Christmas?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a
minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s the
problem, Carol? I hope it’s not homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes, it is.” replied Carol. “I was stupid and made my
homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do,” said the
teacher, “but this once I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it
in.”
“Oh, but that won’t work,” said Carol, looking even sadder. “You see,
the plane was hijacked.”
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little
sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t
realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to
investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says…
“Now she knows.”
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