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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

judge – what you do?
prisnor – This & that
judge – where you live?
prisner – here&there
judge(to policeman) – Arrest him.
prisner – when i will come out
judge – sooner&later

NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai. is main hum logo ko waqt beh waqt DISTURB Karte hai. is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.
“No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta : jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the

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