Cool SMS Jokes

Some more cool text messages that you can sent to your friends.

1. da nite is dark

da moon is high

i stop my car

u ask why ?

i come closer

u feel shy

i tell u doz words

u got tense

tyre puncture ho gaya,

2. Agar Zameen Per Ho To SMS Baijho

Agar Asmaan Per Ho To Tarey Baijho

Agar Jannat Main Ho To Hoorain Baijho

Aur

Agar Jahannam Main Ho To (As Usual) Enjoy Urself

3. Taza Hawa Ka Jhonka Aya
Sath Mein Teri Khushboo Laya
Tab Mere Dil Mein Khyal Aya
Aj mera Dost Phir Nahin Nahaya

4. laila ko majno ka sms nahi aya…
laila ney 3 din se khana nahi khaya…
laila merne wali thi majno k pyar main…
majno betha tha sms free honey k intizaar main…

5. you need a friend me hoo na ..
you need a help me hoo na ..
you need a joy me hoo na…..
you need CASH hum app ke he koon….

6. Doctor: mubarak ho sardar ji aap papa ban gay ho.
Sardar ji: meri wife ko mat batana main us ko suprise donga.

7. kaisa ho ap?maza mein ho?tabiyaat tu theek hai?
ungli dard tu nahin ker rahi?ankh bhi ok hai na?
dimagh thekane hai na?tu kiya bimaari hai jo scrap nahin kiya

8. New punishment 4 mobile owners, Miss call k liye paansi,
Sms k liye jail, Call k liye umarqaid,
Tum mat daro dear. Kanjuso k liye EK LAKH KA INAM HAI

9. The time..

since i met u

i hav realised dat

a frnd

like u is

worth

million dollars..

so,

if u don’t mind,..

Tumhe

“Bech doon Kya??”

10.suraj bana to badal bane ,
chand bana to taray bane ,
husan bana to dewanay bane ,
kuch to khass hai app main bhee ,
yunhi to nahein pagal khanay bane..

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