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A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species
were not invited.
The mouse said ‘Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha’

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
looked at the girl and said ,’maaa!’.

The girl asked the baby fly,’main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon
maa bulati hai?’
The fly replied,’kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.’

Once it so happened in a flight that, James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: Hello May I know your name please?
James Bond: I am Bond… James Bond……. and you?
Telugu Guy: I am Sai… Venkata Sai… Siva Venkata Sai … Laxminarayana
Siva Venkata Sai… Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Sitaramanjaneyula
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai… Bulusupalli
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai…
Bond faints!!!!

One day two friends are bragging.
1st friend: My father has great eyes site like eagle, he is very
clever as fox, very brave like the Lion…
2nd friend: This means that I need to buy a ticket to the
Zoo to meet your Father??

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody
of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had
brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of
the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued,
‘Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?’
Hai koi jawaab???

A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Answer: Jo Hua , So hua

Three Indian soldiers, Jai Reddy (Tamil), Joy Bosu (Bengali), and Santa
Singh are captured by Pakistani Army. The Pakistani Corp commander doesnot
want to have them as POWs and has decided to execute them. They are asked
what they wish to have for their last meal.
The Reddy asks for a Masala Dosai, which he is served and then taken away.
The Bosu requests a Machli Bhath, which he is served and also taken away.
Santa requests Sarson ka saag and Makki di roti. The captors are surprised
and reply ‘ Sarson?’
‘Yes, Sarson.’
‘Arre Sarson to is season mein aati nahin hai!’
‘Koi gall nahin. Asee intezaar karanga…’

Dilli Ki Kahani

Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta poocha, Coolie ne kaha bahar jaake poocho. Maine khud hi rasta dhoond liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se poocha, “bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?” Jawab mila, “bechna nahi hai..”
Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, conductor se poocha, “ji.. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?” Wo gurrra kar bola, “hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai” Maine kaha, “par wo janab to pi rahe hai!”
Phir se gurrrraya, “usne mujhse poocha nahi hai”
Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha, “mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe” Manager ne kaha, “rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?” Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, “ek paani ka gilas milega.” Usne jawab diya, “nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai.”
Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se poocha, “janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?” Janab hans kar bole, “peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi hai….”
Dost ke ghar pahuncha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada Usne poocha, “dilli kaise aana hua?” Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, to maine bhi jawab diya,”Train se..”
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,”areeee sunti ho… mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja taja khilao..” Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha, “taji hawa kha lijiye.” Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha, “areeee sunti ho…inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana.” Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha, “bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi….?” Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, “yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota..?” Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, “diploma so ja, diploma so ja.” Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, “yaar ye diploma kya hai?” Dost ne jawab diya, “mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya.” Phir maine pooncha, “aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?” Dost ne jawab diya, “bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye….”

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