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3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ‘Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam…’ And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
Because it was a HIT song.
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answered without hesitation. “The Romans killed him.” The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied “Jesus was killed by the Jews.” Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,”Could I have some time to think about it?” The chief said,”OK, but get back to me tomorrow.” When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked “How was the interview ?”. Sardarji replied, “Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder.
One Sardar read a board “likhney wala briliant…..parhney wala idiot..” Sardar becomes engry, he rubs the board and writes, “parhney wala briliant, likhney wala idiot….”
lallu prasad yadav
Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
“Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued…… “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet —– aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement —– humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance —– ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks —– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. —- Tohar Bilva.
1) Why are Indian husbands called “MADE OF SILVER”
2)Why are American husbands called “MADE OF GOLD”
Bcoz
Indian wives call their husband “A g”
American wives call their husband “A u”
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