Mother in Law jokes
1.Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
2.The best definition of mixed feeling is, when your mother-in-law borrows your new Rolls-Royce and she drives it off the cliff
3.If you want a perfect stereo for your car then let your wife sit in the front and your mother-in-law in the back.
4.Have you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles.
5.A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said,
“Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.”
The husband replied, “How about a chair?!?”
6.The lawyer cabled his client overseas: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?”
Back came the reply, “Take no chances – order all three.”
7.The president of the service club asked his new member,
“Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?”
The new member replied, “Yes, my mother-in-law.”
8.Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall.
Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
9.The wife phoned her husband in the office and said, “Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner.”
“Good,” replied the husband, “make sure she’s well done.”
10.A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her
mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.
While they were walking through the barn, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket
and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something.
Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the
farmer, he would shake his head, no and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, “The women would say, ‘What a terrible
tragedy’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would ask, ‘You wanna sell that mule?’ and I would shake my head and
say, ‘Can’t. It’s all booked up for a year.’
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