Sardar : I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn’t you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
A Teacher lecturing on population:
Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay.
Sardar 1:If you tell me what’s there in my basket, I’ll give you all the EGGS in it.
Sardar 2: (Thinking…)
Sardar 1:And if you tell me how many eggs are there, I’ll give you all the 7 EGGS!!
Sardar 2: (Thinking…)
Sardar 1:And again if you tell me which bird’s eggs these are, the HEN is also yours….
Sardar 2: Your questions are too tough…So give me a clue or hint???
Sardar 1:!!!!
One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together.
One fine day-the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. He says ” I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tomorrow, i will jump from the 20th floor and die”.
Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says, If I find fish in my lunch box tomorrow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die”.
Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says “Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tomorrow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor”
Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps
from the 20th floor and dies.
In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu’s widow says “I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch”.
The Bengali’s widow says “I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch”
The sardarji’s widow says “I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch!”
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.
A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing”
Sardar answered ‘” No I am Banta Singh”
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered ” No No Me ! Banta Singh”
Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him ” Are you Relaxing?”. The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said “Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here”
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. He had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. Sardar dint give up. He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read:
“I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor.”
He ended the essay as, “A father in need is a father in deed….!”
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