Sardar Jokes

2 Sardar Jungle Mein:
Saamne Sher Aaya,
Ek ne mitti uthayi aur Sher ke aankh mein dalke bhaagne laga,
2nd Sardar udhar hi ruka tha….. 1st wala bola : Bhaag!!!!!
2nd bola : Main kyu bhaagu….. Mitti toh tune daali………..
Ek Sardar ki biwi ne us se poocha ki agar aap ko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hain ?
Sardar : Main heater ke paas jaa ke beth jaata hoon.
Biwi : Aur agar aur bhi sardi lage to ?
Sardar : To heater ON kar leta hoon.
Sardar ki mout par sab sardar nach rahe the. Ek aadmi ne poocha ye sab kyu nach rahe hai ? Sardar bole - Ye pehla sardar hai jo Brain Tumour se mara hai …..
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster and was
wondering - Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?……….
a sardar was beating his son and his wife asked him “ise kyu mar rahai ho” then sardar told “maine iske cell ko call kiyatha to ek ladki boli-the person ur calling is busy”………
A house was on fire and there were 25 ppl in that house.Then a sardar went inside and saved lives of 6 men by pulling them out……….But he was jailed…….Why? because ………………………………….
……………………………………………….All the 6 ppl were FIREMEN..
Sardar exams deney gya to zabardasti ek plumber ko bhi le gya……… pata hai q? q k usko khabar mili thi is saal paper leak ho chukay hain……