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1. 2 Sardar Jungle Mein:
   Saamne Sher Aaya,
   Ek ne mitti uthayi aur Sher ke aankh mein dalke bhaagne laga,
   2nd Sardar udhar hi ruka tha….. 1st wala bola : Bhaag!!!!!
   2nd bola : Main kyu bhaagu….. Mitti toh tune daali………..
2. Ek Sardar ki biwi ne us se poocha ki agar aap ko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hain ?
   Sardar : Main heater ke paas jaa ke beth jaata hoon.
   Biwi : Aur agar aur bhi sardi lage to ?
   Sardar : To heater ON kar leta hoon.
3. Sardar ki mout par sab sardar nach rahe the. Ek aadmi ne poocha ye sab kyu nach rahe hai ? Sardar bole – Ye pehla sardar hai jo Brain Tumour se mara hai …..
4. Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster and was
   wondering – Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
   kyon diya ?……….
5. a sardar was beating his son and his wife asked him “ise kyu mar rahai ho” then sardar told “maine iske cell ko call kiyatha to ek ladki boli-the person ur calling is busy”………
6. A house was on fire and there were 25 ppl in that house.Then a sardar went inside and saved lives of 6 men by pulling them out……….But he was jailed…….Why? because ………………………………….
   ……………………………………………….All the 6 ppl were FIREMEN..
7. Sardar exams deney gya to zabardasti ek plumber ko bhi le gya……… pata hai q? q k usko khabar mili thi is saal paper leak ho chukay hain……

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