Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the monster cross the road?
A: To eat the chicken!
Q: What key won’t open any door ?
A: A turkey!
Q: If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
A: Neither side. Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Q: How do chickens bake a cake ?
A: From scratch!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people-pox!”
Q: Who tells the best chicken jokes?
A: Comedi-HENS!
Silly girl: Why does your son say, “Cluck, cluck, cluck”.
Mrs. Poulet: Because he thinks he’s a chicken .
Silly girl: Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken ?
Mrs. Poulet: Because we need the eggs .
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A: A carrot !
Silly boy: I’d like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!
Q: What is a chick after she’s 6 days old?
A: Seven days old!
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down !
Q: Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
A: A re-tail store!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk!
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels !
Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: The crane !
Q: Why do hens lay eggs ?
A: If they dropped them, they’d break!
Robert: Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?
Audrey: Yes, it cracked me up!
Q: What’s smarter than a talking parrot ?
A: A spelling bee !
Q: Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
A: Because he works for chicken feed!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum ?
A: Because they forgot the words!
Q: Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
A: Because he was chicken!
Q: What bird is always sad?
A: The blue jay !
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