Funny bug jokes to make you laugh.
What goes zzub, zubb?
A bee flying backwards!
Why does the spider hog the computer?
Because it has its own web site!
Where does a spider look for new words?
In the Web-sters dictionary!
What did the snake give to his girlfriend on their first date?
A good night hiss!
What did one firefly say to the other before he left?
Bye! I’m glowing now!
Why was the father centipede so upset?
All of the kids needed new shoes!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butter-fly!
What kind of bees fight?
Rumble Bees!
What are a bee’s favorite soap operas?
The Bold & The Bee-utiful & Days of our Hives!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
Because he used a honey-comb!
What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs!
Where does a bee go to the bathroom?
The BP Station!
If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would they put on their towels?
Hiss & Hearse!
Name six things smaller than an ants mouth?
Six of its teeth!
How do bees travel?
They take the Buzz!
Why did the firefly get bad grades in school?
He wasn’t very bright!
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
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