Here are few Kids riddles with quick jokes and one liners. Fun for kids and children of all ages.
Q: How do electric eels taste?
A: Shocking!
Q: What is Father Christmas’s wife called
A: Mary Christmas!
Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
A: Lemonade!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON THAT KEEPS ON TALKING
EVEN WHEN OTHERS HAVE STOPPED LISTENING?
A: A TEACHER!
Q: WHAT DID THE LION SAY WHEN HE SAW THE KID ON HIS SKATE BOARD?
A: MEALS ON WHEELS
Q: Which side of a hen has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
A: None were left! All the rest were copy cats!
Q: What is tall,sweet and french ?
A: The trifle tower!
Q: Where were lemons first found?
A: On a tree!
Q: Where was the Queen of England crowned?
A: On her head!
Q: What’s black and white and green and black and white?
A: Two Zebras fighting over a pickle.
Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: If we get together, we could make some cents.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q: Simon can you spell yourname backwards?
A: nomis!
Q: What did the glove say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later!
Q: How do you stop fish from smelling?
A: Cut their noses off.
Q: What’s black and white?
A: a newspaper!
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