Shorter Jokes Riddles
Q. What is a volcano?
A. mountain with hiccups!
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: You shouldn’t have to say anything, you already told her twice.
Q. Where does a vampire take a bath?
A. In the bat-room (bathroom).
Q. What’s the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. If you see a lawyer riding a bicycle, why should you NOT swerve to hit him?
A. Because it could be your bicycle.
Q: What do you call a dwarf psychic who’s escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large.
Q. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
A. Take it out for a drag.
Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to change it, one to cry about it, and another to write a zine about it.
Q. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A. Because his class was so bright!
Q. Why do seagulls always fly over the sea
A. because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
Q. A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?
A. Yet.
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