Santa and Banta jokes 1. A census taker in a rural Indian village went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, ‘Lets see now, there’s the twins, Ballu and Lallu, they’re eighteen. And the twins, Seeta […]

Sardar Jokes A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the […]

Cricket Jokes Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao, Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

Joke : Banking A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad. “You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.” “What are you talking […]

Kids Funny Silly Jokes How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony ! What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ? Ed-Wood ! Why did the child study in the aeroplane ? He wanted a higher education ! Why was the broom late ? […]

Kid’s Riddles It’s the year 500 A.D. at Camelot. Two priests are sitting in a castle’s chapel. The queen suddenly attacks the king. The two priests rise,shake hands, and leave the room.Why? The priests are playing chess. What runs all day, but never walks Often murmurs, never talks Has a bed, but never sleeps Has […]

FUNNY RIDDLES Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors? A: you don’t bury survivors Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left? A: ‘Each’ […]

QUICK CRAZY NAMES Q: What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head? A: Mandy Lifeboats! Q: What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker? A: Beatrix Potter! Q: What do you call a lion with toothache? A: Rory! Q: What do you […]