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Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”

Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”

Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”

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