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A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it\’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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